Toast Toasted

I am getting very excited for an upcoming non-fiction release, Julian Doyle’s The Monumental Secret of the Crucifiction. The book investigates details and documentation that may lead to an interesting and logical conclusion that Jesus Christ did not die on the cross as is told around the campfire. The shift in perspective to lend credence to medical delusion and purports social chicanery that a major religion bases its core on.

With the book release occuring on May 20th, I am hoping to get my grubby reader mitts on a copy.


Point of note-

Being a huge fan of Monty Python, I can’t say the Julian Doyle’s name was one I remembered. Editor to key films such as The Life of Brian and other TerryG’s Brazil/Time Bandits, I was dar too captured by the cinema to see his name. These films influenced me greatly, so now that the puzzle pieces fit..

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Release Date: 20th May 2018 Genre: Non-Fiction Page Count: 217 Publisher:Chippenham Books Goodreads Link:https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4196…

When I picked up an advance copy of this (March 2019 release), I grabbed it purely because my elder spawn would love it. I figured it would be good because Tadd Galusha was the driving artistic force, but I had no expectation it would be something I would be more excited about than my dino obsessed kiddo.
Cretaceous is the tale of a Tyrannosaurus Rex family. Mother and Father, hunting, get separated- causing one to be slaughtered. Infant T-Rex stays alive after the annihilation of it’s nest. The remaining T-Rex parent hunts a pack of Albertosaurus Sarcophagus who are stalking the last child
The art on this is phenomenal. Wide sweeping two page spreads, unusual (but not overtly artsy) camera angles keep the images interesting. The only text in this book is the occaisional onomatopoeia smacking and crunching through the book.

Tara Conklin’s novel, book-ended by inferred scenes of the end of the world surprised me by being both vivid and intense. The Last Romantics was paced just right- I did not burn through the pages, while keeping a solid cadence.

In 2079, poet Fiona Skinner stands before a crowd of fans and critics. She is 102 years old, answering questions about her life long work as an author. From the crowd comes a young woman, asking after the origin of her namesake (Luna) from Fiona’s most famous work ‘The Love Poem’.

Fiona, amidst power outages and emergency sirens, narrates the history of the Skinners from the death of their father to a wedding ring with no bride.

Well crafted novel.

Based on a review copy
Onipress released a sweet and cuddly love story between a woman and the bear who followed her home from the woods.
Nora is bad with love and working a crappy telemarketing job. She goes on a picnic with a douchebag hipster. After he mocks and shames her for having some fun trashy magazines to read (and he decants a wine bottle in the woods), she buries her shame in the forest floor.. where the bear is watching.
Days later the bear shows up at her house, holding a magazine with Nora’s mailing label. He is absolutely accepting of her.
The bear in this story is not a metaphor, not a hairy man, but an actual bear. 
I loved this graphicnovel. It was cute and memorable.. and manages to tapdance around zoophilia, focusing instead on the bear’s personality / interactions with the human world (while wearing his Arcade Fire t-shirt).








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