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calofornia

  ok. so we made it to california. many of you may be aware that our cat is at home and lonely right now. we arrived in twain harte (apparently samuel clemens lived here for a while, and even wrote a story called "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County" which is a neighboring county) in reality, it is a resort town with clean air and no sidewalks... which, believe me, is a pain in the ass when you are attempting to avoid death by  big truck ,  (small cock) my camera appears to have some issues today but photos will be available later..  more stuff later.. i need to find food :)

I dont care if it breaks your friends pages

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  shut up and love it anyways.. :)

calling all geeky friends

  Fzero soundtrack of happiness is here to please you and your ears. After waking up this morning and having the (snes) F-Zero "Mute City" music stuck in his head all morning, a friend of mine decided he should listen to it.. unfortunately, midi found on the net were just not satisfying. sooo, he ripped the music straight from a ROM and presents us with MP3 goodness. Files are encoded at 128k because of its 8bit midi source.. c'mon, is more than that REALLY needed?

Annimal Collective lyrics

Animal Collective w/Vashti Bunyan - Prospect Hummer its quiet on my floor except for a gospel ladies just the smell of some wicked candles makes me thinks into the ... they wear light rimmed hats and joyful smiles who loved to run up the street branch and in the middle of it is a puddle of water wind of faithful voices whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa your cat is a friendly brother who'd offer his heart with allegience and if he could talk we'd be best friends the only friend he has is his food bowl and he bites through... your boot and for the commendable attention you give him and you cuddle for a half an hour and he dreams about his food bowl whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa i'll le...

TV be Gone

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  Adbusters TV B gone arrived in the mail i spent my lunch break wandering around the lloyd center mall turning off advertisements and having a blast... i am thinking i need to hit up a burgerking or taco bell. se if their "heads up" kitchen monitors are remote operated :) best buckage i have spent in ages :)

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

  http://www.suntimes.com/output/new… March 17, 2006 BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis. Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody. Collapse "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further. Smashing car windows Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told para...

wlementary school lunch

  I am sitting in the office right now, failing to enjoy the tedium of paperwork and boolean logic issues. It is lunch time, my stomach is grumbling. No breakfast this morning has made it a bit unhappy but manageable due to bad coffee from the "coffee robot". Cube mate (Jeff) walks in after a short excursion. He is holding a bag from a fast food joint, grease leaking through the side where his soaked through fries are. I know what it is, but all I can smell is the cafeteria from my elementary school. I think it smells good.. This is fairly bothersome.

Prostitutes hunting serial killer

  Daytona Prostitutes Hunting Serial Killer Woman: 'We Will Get Him First' UPDATED: 10:04 am EST March 14, 2006 Women involved in prostitution in Daytona Beach, Fla., have reportedly armed themselves and are searching for a serial killer behind the slayings of three residents, according to a Local 6 News report. "Rather than run from the man police labeled a serial killer, streetwalkers here in Daytona Beach along Ridgewood Avenue say they are seeking the serial killer out," Local 6 reported Tarik Minor said. "They believe the man responsible for murdering three women here is someone they have come in contact with." Collapse "We will get him first," streetwalker Tonya Richardson said. "Yeah, we are going to get him first. When we find him, he is going to be sorry. It is as simple as that." Richardson said she and other women are carrying weapons on the streets after Laquetta Gunther, Julie Green and Iwana Patton were found dead in the cit...