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  here are photos of gloria on an outing with isaac and jess when i have more from her new house mate i will gladly post them for now, those who dont know gloria, please allow me to introduce her.

  you know you are reading a book that will be astounding when you get to page 9 and come across something like this... "If there were any poetry in Clarence, there would be a great river running through the town. The river would bisect Clarence perfectly; factory on one side, college on the other. Timecard punchers on one side, dentists on the other; American cars on one side, European on the other. If there were any poetry in Clarence, the river would divide the towns two worlds with a deft blue stroke manifesting the bifurcation in perpetual motion. If Clarence had poetry, there would at least be some good old railroad tracks to give the town its proverbial right and wrong side (which is which would be depending on your point of view, of course.) Clarence has no poetry, though. Clarence has Bargain Barrels, Krazy Savers, Dollar Hutz, and Pizza Domes. The division, then, must remain invisible. Theoretical. Philosophical. Literary. Like the international date line or the boundari...

  many of you know gloria, my mannequin. well, gloria, after some deliberation with me, had asked that she be able to continue her journey through life in the hands of someone new. i wasnt getting her out of the house enough and her trips in portland sightseeing were having a staggering effect on her wanderlust. I was trying hard to find her a new home, with someone that would help her live the life she desired. someone that would not alter her from the person she is now. after many years of growth  she had become the epitome of gothic greatness and there was no desire (in her or myself) to have her become painted gold or become smashed with a large hammer in some neo-artist wet dream. On saturday, gloria was put up in the front yard with a for sale sign and we began searching for a new home. at the end of saturday, we ran across a woman by the name of Kelli who lives a block away from us. Kelli stated that she fit all the qualifications...

2025 Link -  https://youtu.be/k08gjJbxG-A?si=CDquMcZfV4OC1Xf2 http://www.theslant.net/index.php?… "Dance, Voldo, Dance" (music video - 4 min. - 10.7 mb) is a subversion of form. This is a recording of a video game being played, but not in the way it was meant to be played. The choreographed moves in this recording are all actual game play; no programming was done. "Soul Calibur" is a game in which two combatants battle to the death using their weapons of choice. It's common in this style of fighting game for each character to have multiple costumes, and this is why there are two equally freaky Voldos dancing with each other. If you can't see the video, your computer is probably running Windows, and may not have software that recognizes the compression. from bainst.com edited version to be more like a music video.. http://homepage.mac.com/mrvoldo/.cv/mrvoldo/Public/voldo.mov

  Eat your heart out, Dracula - scientists turn blood into biscuits and chocolate By Karyn Miller, Chris Stephen and Michael Mainville (Filed: 01/08/2004) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2004/08/01/ixhome.html It has always been the staple and highly nutritious food of vampires even if a diet consisting entirely of blood could hardly be considered balanced. But now scientists have found a way of turning it into biscuits, yoghurts and drinks. Ludmilla Antipova and Alexei Nikolaichik of Voronezh State Academy The scientists, from the Voronezh State Technological Academy in Russia, say that mass production could begin in six months. They also say that their blood-based foods taste as good as the real thing. Dr Ludmila Antipova, the head of the academy's Department of Meat and Meat Products, said: 'When we were first working on the project we had 16 students involved, and the main problem was that they would keep eating the experiments. 'People should not be apprehensive. When ...

  for those of you who cringed when i posted the link to transformers porn... (hahshaha.. that was funny as hell..) no worries with this link.. you will not be assaulted by sex  you will not be assaulted with interesting drawings. instead.. you get..... Transformers; Breakdancing yes.. you get soundwave and lazer breakdancing... no joke. enjoy..