Let's all have a little patience and courtesy everyone :)

Sean: you're not going to believe this shit 
Sean: I got into a fight on the max on the way home 

Me: what? 

Sean: non-physical, only verbal 

Me: HAHA! 
Me: They didnt know what they were getting into, did they/ 
Me: So what happened?

Sean: I'm standing by the doors because the fucking train is packed as usual 
Sean: I'm standing on the right hand side because all of the stops until the gateway/99th stop open on the left, this way I am not in the way of people getting on or off the train. 

Sean: Well, 
Sean: We get to the gateway/99th stop and I'm still on the right hand side because there is no where for me to move. 
Sean: This fat old (40's-50's) fucker gets his fat ass up and out of his seat in the back and moves towards the doors. I can see he is waiting for the train to stop so he can get off. 
Sean: The train stops and he says "Excuse me". I step forward to get out of his way and realize that there are two old ladies in front of me, one with a cane, who are trying to get off the train. 

Sean: So I'm stuck and I can't move 
Sean: Rather than go around me and behind these old ladies and get off when they do, he starts yelling at me. 
Sean: He goes "Why do you have to stand in front of the god damned doors so no one can get off the train?!" 
Sean: I turn and face him and said "What?!", then he repeated himself. 

Sean: I pointed out the old ladies and said "What would you have me do, push these old ladies out of the way so you can get your fat, old ass off the train a couple seconds earlier?!" 
Sean: He goes "what did you say to me?!" 
Sean: By this time the old ladies are off the train, so I go "I said, shut the fuck up and get your stupid ass off the fuckin train." 
Sean: I stepped to the side, now that I was able to and let him go by. 
Sean: As he was getting off he goes "You got a real attitude problem!" 
Sean: I said "Motherfucker, I'm not the one who expects little old ladies to get pushed out of the way so I can get out the door 2 seconds earlier." He didn't say anything and he just stormed off. 

Me: HAHA!! 
Me: all hail the MAX Rage 

Sean: I was so pissed off I wanted to deck him 
Sean: I just kept thinking about the news lately and how there was this big fight on the max and it was all caught on the cameras. I didn't think you guys would like me not being there tomorrow because I was in fucking jail for sticking my foot up this guy's ass

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