questions asked

 1. Mexico or Japan? Why?

Neither. i have been obsessed with both for a period, but have since come to the realization that neither are desired. they are pale comparisons of themselves even 50 years ago. instead i would choose castro era cuba, once he is removed/dies i will lose interest.

2. Cream cheese or cheddar?
cream cheese. the preference exists because it is always smooth, where as cheddar has the capability of being way to sharp which i dislike greatly. i would pass them both up for some cottage cheese on club crackers any day.

3. Just how many nicknames have you had?
currently, just the one. all other nicknames have been long dead and forgotten. in total probably in the 3-4 range. unless you count petnames.. which i dont.

4. How much is that doggy in the window?
free. dogs shouldnt be sold.

5. When are you going to become a teacher?
i teach people every day. thats what human interaction is best for. the transfer of information to and from yourself in an effort to gain knowledge.

in the classical "sit in a room full of kids" sense, probably never. i have not the nerve, the schooling, nor the motivation. i am a failure as a human being in this regard.

in reality, i have been recently given information to go in to the public school system and read with children for a couple hours each week. i want to do it.. dont know how i can work it out yet...