Zombie Jebus Day / Fat White Vampire Blues

Beer beer beer wine beer… what a night.? i ate beef and drank a lot. Jenn puked. Sean was a smart ass as we smartass schooled his ass at pool. Zombie Jebus day. . he died. he was reborn undead. many people follow him virally, religion is viral.. his legs never needed to be shaved or combed because his hairs was fine/dandy. women swooned, men swooned, standing water stood still in his honor. mascara smeared and was revitalized in a matter of moments.? other silly things occurred.. alas, the powers of the undead could not win against the mutant egg laying bunny. the virus began losing strength and zombi-christ died. our pagan brothers and sisters weep as they see fertility blossom, become wasted, and rot under the falling pre-april rains. all hail Zombie Jebus, may he eat the brains of all Al-anon-believers… he will become drunk on their blood and his frenzy will be fierce. he will rip them apart limb by limb and create a pretty painting from ther squirting blood. some will call it art, ...