Me Write Book, It Bigfoot Memoir (Graham Roumieu)



Writing a review like Big Foot (from Roumieu’s book) is similar to playing scrabble drunk and simultaneously channeling the spirit of Frank Zappa, circa “Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow” (apostrophe, 1974 ). I hope to never to do this again, it was that painful. Great book though.
Me Write book write by Graham Roumieu. Very funny! Not children book, not classic literature. Somewhere in between is book, made for adult and is violent bloody.
Book was write from the perspective of Big Foot. Big Foot not stupid, he just bad with language. Actually very smart fellow, use ten dollar words with ease.. very good grasp on theory, very bad in practice.
Big Foot, man, myth, legend, he famous once. Use lots of cocaine and drink alcohol with friends like Emilio Estevez. When cash runs out, richy-rich friends go away. Now Big Foot write book to make people know he still around. He concerned that people are forget him from the big 70′s and 80′s notoriety he claimed. He want set record straight with stories and Big Foots? needs.
Book filled with much artwork by BF as he artist. include sketches and water colors.
Watch out for page where he invite neighbor over for a back-rub. He not know own strength.
Book also teach you watch out for meeting your hero. He may think you competition and bash fist size rock on you repeatedly… No one like competition.
Book very good. Introduction by Mr. Loch Ness Monster, Big Foot childhood friend.

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  1. ShannonAugust 5, 2010 at 10:20 AM

    I *love* roumieu's works! BigFoot (Skookum) RULE!

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