Here lay some unfiltered Clown and Princess fetish nightmares.

 


The Princess and the Clown, a novella from Ian Thomas Malone was an outstandingly fucked up book.

Not a fan of Bizarro fiction? Maybe stay away from this one. While not explicitly Bizarro, it is a hair’s breadth away and we shall not be fickle in description.

Not to be confused with the children’s book by the same name, or the mid 1920s French film, Malone’s work is a drug and sex fueled social wreck set in between children’s birthday parties and drunken bar time. Jango (Ralph) is a forty-something once famous clown, smoking - drinking - stealing pills from bathrooms at his gigs. Strangely enough, Princess Aurora (Jules) is also a 40ish drunk druggie pill thief.

Circumstances introduce them while the kiddos finished up a piñata or something… Jango ends up in face first in stifling Southern California heat, layers of tulle and Jule’s thighs.

Things ‘go down’ pretty fast from there as both individuals attempt to forget their depression and self loathing while attempting to make a couple dollars to keep the electricity on.

Worth reading if you have a stomach for the genre.

Lawsuit from Del Taco TBD..

Here lay some unfiltered Clown and Princess fetish nightmares.





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