1st day back at work..
after almost 3 weeks gone fromt he office i have returned to a massive pile of work (all of it old), 300+ emails to filter through, and nearly dead plants.
the coffee robot greeted me with black sludge love.
this was one of the 300+ emails i recieved while gone, it was found to be humorous.
One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake they were visiting, his wife decides to take their boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and takes out her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said...and quickly left.
the coffee robot greeted me with black sludge love.
this was one of the 300+ emails i recieved while gone, it was found to be humorous.
One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake they were visiting, his wife decides to take their boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and takes out her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said...and quickly left.
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