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Why should you read The Auteur (ONI Press)


Every issue of this series gets stranger and stranger. So how can I talk you into reading it?

Edward Penishands, TripleX parody figure behind the pr0n of the same name. Makes an appearance in issue two and subtly added to the front cover.

I can only imagine if TRex performs a flailing Wynona Rider dancing flurry if snow scene while edward wriggles his hands in the air... Yes. Ive seen the pr0n on vhs a hundred years ago. Ahem.

Read it, but watch where you sit, it might be sticky.

The thing about Auteur is that no matter how many times you read each issue, there is some nuance you missed, some element that will catch you eye, some area which causes you to question "should I be offended? should I be disturbed by may unstoppable laughter?" Runonsentance..

If you are someone like me and do not mind stripping the issue, each issue contains a center fold poster. Just pop the staples, and post it in your office cubicle. Keep a motivational poster to cover it up when your boss is near.. Sometimes there are boobies. HR will hate you, but your peers will respect you. The comic industry will high five you. I will personally come to your house and wash your dishes.

Cheers.

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