Tor.com - David Bowie and the Wizarding World
Interesting article on TOR
Fan theory that David Bowie, (alias for David Jones) was actually from the Wizarding world; whether squibb or wizard, spent time in Hogwarts or a similar school.
Lots of stretching and reaching and playing of twister to get things to line up, but a terribly fun read regardless.
Not one of the theories discusses why Labyrinth 3D would poke the eyes out of children everytime Bowie turns his crotch toward the crowd.